My slate piece on nutraloaf is out.  Apparently, in the long long past, the Onion also did a Nutraloaf taste-testing. This actually is a coincidence, though I’m surprised that more people – writers in particular – didn’t taste test Nutraloaf since it sounds so theoretically delicious and yet is sued over so frequently, thus [...]

this sounds awfully familiar
emphasis on awful

but i wasn’t lost

i was on u street

the counter spy act is in committee.  it deals with zombies.

isn’t it time we start hipster bingo nights?

bingo supply company
Levittown, PA
 
 
by “we” of course I mean “you” since I’m an ideas person, and need someone else to work out logistics and execution
now get on it, eh?

stay away from biting furry things, like Arnold

 
this one’s on the wall in the Smithsonian in Anacostia

 
the church it’s memorializing – Our Lady of Perpetual Hope – is just down the street from said Smithsonian
and has something called the Panorama Room
which just sounds intoxicating
speaking of Anacostia, you should read this crazy story of the handsome devil named Captain John Smith
the first European [...]